Sunday, February 14, 2016

DEADPOOL MOVIE REVIEW (No Spoilers)

DEADPOOL

IF U DON'T WATCH DEADPOOL, THEN YOU'RE A DEADFOOL!

So here's what you guys maybe wondering! What movie should I take my girl to? Or What movie should I go to with my homies? Or what movie should I go to alone coz I'm single? Or what movie should I NOT take my family to? Or to be more precise, What movie is friggin' kickass, shit funny, boner inducing, blood spewing, boobie dropping, taxi driving, nuts on the camera, butt on fire, marvel spoofing EPICNESS? DEAD OOH MAMA POOL!!!

So here's how it works! Imma split this shit like a fruit ninja into 4 sections! Or Deadpool style, 4 cheeks! Cue the music!

STORY:

No Spoilers! Geez, don't get your panties in a twist!

The story! I had no clue about what the frick this DeadPool thingy was! Of course I'd played the game before and I've seen memes of him across the internet! So I didn't really know much about him! But that's all pretty much cleared out in the movie itself! DeadPool, originally a merc named Wade Wilson, with a wicked sense of humor and a knack at getting the right woman to wear the right underwear for himself! Get's diagnosed with terminal cancer and gets put into the same mutating program as Wolverine from X-Men! Oh, Spoof alert in the movie! LOL!

DeadPool is a Red Spandex wearing SuperMutant with the ability to regenerate and get free cab rides in exchange for love lessons! *Chris Hi-Five* Oh and he often gets shot up his main street! ooooh! The pain!

So how would I rate the movie in terms of story? The story is good! In its own level of seriousness and ingenuity of content! 9/10 for the story!

THE CAST:

The studio and the crew responsible for this movie, could not have nailed the level of epicness in terms of the cast better! Each friggin character is just goddamn epic! And of course we have the guy who regrets wearing the Green CGI Animated suit from before, but loves breaking the fourth wall in this one! xD

Great mate I rate 10/10 would watch again! 

THE DIRECTION AND STUFF: (I forgot the terms, bleh bleh bleh)

This is in my opinion, one of the best and most crazily directed and shot movie! The humor and the drama and also obviously the Action are taken to another dimension of Badassness! 

The movie is Well shot, well cut, sliced, chopped, roasted, fried and plated for you to pleasure yourself to! 

9.5/10 for this one! For reasons I'll mention soon!


SO...DEADPOOL?
VERDICT:

The movie in its entirety is a much watch! Seriously, it'll change your perspective about life! Maybe not in a good way... but in a badass way!! xD

The only main issue that we Indians had to face was the Censorship board stepping in and taking away a few shots and inserting audio cuts as well! But as if that's gonna stop DeadPool from showing us his Jhonny Jhonny!

Oh and protip: Stay until the credits are over! *chichikaaaaa* xD

So here's my rating for the movie! 
With Censorship: 9/10
Without Censorship: 10/10
With the ChimiChangas in it: 69/10

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*DISCLAIMER*

THE ABOVE REVIEW IS PURELY BASED ON MY OPINIONS ABOUT THE MOVIE. DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS ABOUT THE MOVIE, BUT THESE ARE PURELY MY OPINIONS! I DO NOT OWN ANY CONTENT RELATED TO THE MOVIE NOR AM I PAID TO ADVERTISE THIS. THANK YOU!